Red, you are beyond evil.

You're like the diet coke of evil.

I'm at a loss for words because I'm basking in your glorious awesomeness.

I suggest you play it cool and roll up to the house in a rental car that is hot hot hot. (Bonus if the car was made in italy)

2 rentals, play the silly, funny, balla angle. 1st time rental is to go hang out with her and chill with her and her mom, play the family angle, 2nd time rental (same damn car) is to take her out on a nice date.

Then wtf ditch her.

Or you can just go straight to hell without passing go and collecting 200 bucks.. your call.

Most important. I say you stick with it until you get pics that would go on amature pRon sites.